Women are the devil. There, I said it. Despite how nice you think a member of the opposite sex is, they are out to get you. Every guy has heard of the “does this make me look fat?” trap. But … Continue reading
Most of you loyal readers have heard of my wife’s blog, kamicollins.com, usually from word of mouth or a Facebook share. But upon reviewing some website statistics over the past few months, I’m convinced that she’s attracted quite a few … Continue reading
Ever use the expression “skeletons in the closet”? Usually, when someone says it, they are referring to something someone wishes to hide. However, in the context of this blog post, the expression “skeletons in the closet” can be taken quite … Continue reading
Recently, I briefly helped out at the yard sale of a hoarder. My wife was hired to help clean out this woman’s house and came back with a gross yet entertaining story. I’m somewhat intrigued by the act of hoarding. … Continue reading
Oh little toe, little toe, where did your nail go? If I paint my toes again, do I just paint the skin? Little toe, little toe, where did your nail go? This poem is about my wife’s feet. I … Continue reading
Kami Kants had no pants, her legs she left bare. But before too long, just like King Kong, her legs were covered with hair.
My wife purchased Stephanie Meyer’s best seller Twilight just to see what all the buzz was about. She even let the book sit on the shelf for a month because she had no interest in reading the vampire romance novel … Continue reading
My wife mentioned to me a news story about a teacher that gave a sex quiz to his students. My first reaction was “isn’t sex ed a normal thing to teach?”. She then told me about how his questions were … Continue reading
My wife thought it would be hilarious to write a post on her blog about a married couple’s struggles; which she suggests as being a TV sitcom pilot. [No link? Yeah, it wasn't all that funny to me.] So, I … Continue reading
